Out of the mouth of my babe

This was the conversation that Todd just had while he was drying Jackson off after his bath:
Jackson: I'm so big! My feet are big, my arms are big, my head is big...
Todd: yes your head is definitely big.
Jackson: yeah, it's hard to get my shirts off.

We like to think that big head of his makes him so much smarter!

Out of the mouth of my babe...

Just had to document this because it made me laugh really hard...This morning, I was asking Jackson some of the children's catechism. The first two questions go like this:
Q: Who made you?
A: God
Q: What else did God make?
A. All things.

This is how Jackson's version went:
Q: Who made you?
A: God
Q: What else did God make?
A: God made some pancakes!

Out of the mouth of my babe...

For some reason, Jackson has started calling Todd and I "honey". For example, this was what he just said to me when he was giving something back to me:
"Nope, no need that, honey."

This kid cracks me up.

Out of the mouth of my Babe

Jackson to Scarlet (the dog): (patting his leg) come puppies, otay?
Scarlet looks at him like he's nuts and stays put.
Jackson: (with a stern look on his face): one, two...come puppies, otay? otay!

The counting doesn't work with him so I don't know why he thinks it would work with the dog.

Out of the mouth of my babe...

Riding in the car on the way home this evening:

Jackson whining: "Mommy, bottom owwweee!"
Me: "Sorry buddy, we'll be home in a minute."
Jackson: " Tiss it mommy...tiss my bottom mommy!"

Hopefully this will be the only time I hear my child tell me to kiss his butt. Or else. Cute when he's two, not so cute when he's twelve.